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31-01-2020, 05:04 PM
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The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell....twice
In an attempt to entice
But she said "No chance, get bent!"

So he dumped her off at her stop
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31-01-2020, 05:24 PM
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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
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31-01-2020, 05:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route
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31-01-2020, 06:41 PM
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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route
Other drivers went toot toot.
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31-01-2020, 10:16 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route
Other drivers went toot toot
And his job was sure for the chop.




A taxi driver from Looe
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31-01-2020, 10:37 PM
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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
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31-01-2020, 11:00 PM
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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went
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01-02-2020, 03:17 PM
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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went
Where Sue met this Gent
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01-02-2020, 03:48 PM
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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went
Where Sue met this Gent
So handsome, and called himself Hugh.




At sunset they stood on the beach
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01-02-2020, 05:18 PM
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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech
 
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