Re: Limericks. (New).

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren't that keen
Although I promised not to cough

Re: Limericks. (New).

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren't that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff

Re: Limericks. (New).

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren't that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff
They all disappeaared and haven't been seen.



So I sat in the garden, all on my own

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated
Anyone fancy an ice cream cone?

Can I manage this lot on my own?

Re: Limericks. (New).

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone

Re: Limericks. (New).

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I'll throw them away

Re: Limericks. (New).

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I'll throw them away
Then next time I weigh