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A zookeeper cleaning a cage
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
As he shovelled out the muck
His barrow got stuck



(Morning Barry )
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
As he shovelled out the muck
His barrow got stuck
So he stormed out of the pen in a rage



So here's a little ditty about Gert



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Re: Limericks. (New).

So here's a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So here's a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
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03-06-2020, 08:01 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So here's a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
And discovered new kin
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So here's a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
And discovered new kin
And became a tewrrible flirt.




One morning in early June
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One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
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One morning in early June
I was in awe of the beauty of the moon
 
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