The Swimfeeders Manifesto.

Hi

This is so funny, I would not get a single vote.

Always a rebel, Blair, Cameron and May hated me.

My Manifesto.

Withdraw Article 50 straight away.

Spend the time getting everything in place.

Immigration Systems and Customs Systems ready for WTO Rules.

Slash Corporation Tax to the same levels as Ireland and Luxembourg.

Scrap the Triple Lock on Pensions, we all need to suffer in the short term.

Completely change our Benefits System, you only get out what you pay in.

Reduce Non EU Immigration immediately, we restrict it to 20,00 genuine Refugees a year and those who can prove that they are an Economic Benefit to the UK.

Absolutely no more Immigration for Radical Muslims.

An increase of 10% in Income Tax for everybody to stop us having to borrow money.

An absolute requirement for all EU Citizens here to pay for NHS Treatment.

Scrap HS2 immediately.

Reduce our Foreign Aid to the costs of disaster relief only.

Stop overseas involvement by our Military once we have destroyed ISIS.

Scrap Trident, it is not ours, we cannot use it without American permission.

Replace Trident with our own, much cheaper, Nuclear Deterrent, one which is totally in our Control.

Scrap payments for children living abroad.

We give guarantees to all Foreign Companies here that we will pay the WTO Tariffs we have to pay the EU when we leave.

We start Free Trade negotiations with other Countries on this basis, no loss to them at all.

We cannot sign them, but we can have everything in place.

We refuse, point blank, to commit to any future EU Budget Plans.

Then, and only then, do we go back and reinstate Article 50.

We will then have to pay them diddly squat as an Exit Bill and they will know we owe them nothing and will be in a much stronger negotiating position.

There is no calling our Bluff then, because we are not bluffing.

Re: The Swimfeeders Manifesto.

Can I be your chancellor?
I agree with nearly all your stuff!

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Slight tiny problem....

You didnt make allowence for the squatters inside parliament, you know the ones they call MP's and Lords.. You know how they love to drag their feet and get two years wages and expenses over a 2 day problem..

If you could just add . lock up and throw away key to houses of parliament...it might work..

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The whole voting system needs changing too!
I agree Cass, but, I'd poink them all and send them to the Tower!

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Getting out of Europe was always for me just the start.

Vvoting reform in the UK being my next main reform, moving the seat of government away from London with a purpose built set of accommodation rent free to MP`s is also desriable, along with a reduction of numbers, and an Elected House of Lards.

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House of Lords? Hmm,

The most expensive and exclusive geriatric home in the country?

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Withdraw Article 50 ?

WHAT ???

Are you s a secret Remaniac another Remoaner trying your best to derail the will of a nation ?

No way Jose.....we are leaving like it or not.
Nobody loves us, they are all ripping us off....etc. etc. etc........all the other old waffle.

Sarcasm ?

Re: The Swimfeeders Manifesto.

Good ideas here Nom, I agree with the accomodation, they only need a small flat with a desk, bed and microwave

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What's the party going to be called Swim?
Great British Over Fifties? GREAT BOF?

Re: The Swimfeeders Manifesto.

Quiet clearly you have all forgotten to take your medication, over indulged and become intoxicated by the Daily Mail.