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18-01-2021, 11:30 PM
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Re: Wind.

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I used to visit my Mum every week after she was moved into a Nursing Home.

On my first visit, one of her carers asked me if she had problems sitting up, because he had seen her gradually leaning to one side several times and had to repeatedly straighten her up.

When I spoke to my Mum, she looked at the carer and said, "I don't like him."

"Why not Mum," I asked "He seems very nice."

She replied, "He won't let me fart."

...check out the farting app on a mobile phone, ..one had his phone in an elevator.....when it rang ,it started farting...you should have seen the people in the elevator and their faces.....watching them sit on a whoopee cushion is even funnier....I’d love to see the Queen sit on one.......or Kate Middleton....I would pay to see that!
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18-01-2021, 11:42 PM
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Re: Wind.

What about Jack, the Ripper?
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18-01-2021, 11:45 PM
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I think this is the most views , I have ever had on a topic..over a 1,000 views... 🛫🏆🏆
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18-01-2021, 11:46 PM
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Re: Wind.

That's not to be Sniffed at.
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Re: Wind.

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What about Jack, the Ripper?


He murdered people!
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18-01-2021, 11:47 PM
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Re: Wind.

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That's not to be Sniffed at.



So many were interested in this farting thread...
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18-01-2021, 11:50 PM
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Re: Wind.

Methane has a uniting ability, and a freedom.
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Tedc ->
Parps,

As bored sailors, out there in some massive ocean, we used to light them to see who could get the biggest flash!

Certainly needed to undestand the Davy Lamp principle though!

Underpants made of metal gauze?
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19-01-2021, 12:22 AM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Fruitcake ->
I used to visit my Mum every week after she was moved into a Nursing Home.

On my first visit, one of her carers asked me if she had problems sitting up, because he had seen her gradually leaning to one side several times and had to repeatedly straighten her up.

When I spoke to my Mum, she looked at the carer and said, "I don't like him."

"Why not Mum," I asked "He seems very nice."

She replied, "He won't let me fart."
 
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