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Fart lighting should never be attempted sans trouserings or undercrackers.
Fart gas is normally made up of hydrogen and/or methane. A naked flame of this type adjacent to a naked bottom and parts-de-private can cause serious burns to the skin and sensitive parts. It can also singe, and in some cases set fire to human hair.
Marge tells me that her dad used to amuse himself in B&Q by strategically dropping an SBD in an aisle just as someone was entering it, then quietly making his escape out of the other end.
He had the ability to keep a dead pan straight face, which is something I know I couldn't manage to do. Exactly the same sense of humour as mine, though.
The most embarrassing moment is when you go to Hospital and have a Colonoscopy, all that Air Pressure, it makes you fart.
I once went into hospital with a bad knee and had air pumped into it via a bike pump (I kid you not). As the doctor lifted my leg up to see how far it would bend ...... Paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrp!