17-01-2021, 12:54 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by Fruitcake
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The better idea is to drop an SBD, then when someone enters the entrapment area, walk towards them, stop, sniff the air, then give them a look of distain before walking away so that you give them the impression you think they were the culprit.
These ladies are going to accuse us of being childish.
17-01-2021, 01:01 PM
73
Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by susiejaeger
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When I was a small child, my Dad used to say to me,Pull my Finger
Pull my thumb
I can feel a Fart coming on.
And I did use to pull his finger and thumb.
He had a small lump on his forehead. He'd bend down to me, a very small child at the time, and invite me to press the lump. Then he kept a straight face as if it was perfectly natural.
I nearly peed myself laughing. I blame my dad for my present childish humour.
17-01-2021, 01:16 PM
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Re: Wind.
HiEveryone expels wing, if we did not we would explode.
At the present time a side effect of my medication is that I expel vast amounts of wind.
I have enough control to go out of the room.
I would not like to inflict this on others.
I am with Art on this, it is a very privare, personal thing.
It is something best done in private.
17-01-2021, 01:24 PM
78
Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiEveryone expels wing, if we did not we would explode.
At the present time a side effect of my medication is that I expel vast amounts of wind.
I have enough control to go out of the room.
I would not like to inflict this on others.
I am with Art on this, it is a very privare, personal thing.
It is something best done in private.
Unfortunately ,not all of us can go out of the room, when seated in an optician chair....
I had to let one drop!!......very embarrassing.😂🤣😅
Everyone, make sure you fart in private.😂😂😅
It’s only a fart....it’s supposed to have health benefits,😂🤣😅
17-01-2021, 01:26 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiEveryone expels wing, if we did not we would explode.
At the present time a side effect of my medication is that I expel vast amounts of wind.
I have enough control to go out of the room.
I would not like to inflict this on others.
I am with Art on this, it is a very privare, personal thing.
It is something best done in private.
17-01-2021, 01:37 PM
80
Re: Wind.
HiI am with Art on this one.
We all do it, it is a fact of life.
It is just not something you do in public.
We do it more when we are asleep, simply because we can we cannot control it.
We can when we are awake.
I would never do it when I was with a lady, move away if vital and do it in private.
That is just courtesy and respect.
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