02-07-2013, 08:31 PM
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are you insured
ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having -
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird – Privileged
Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union
Sex with your maid- Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident
and finally....
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
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