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11-01-2021, 10:01 AM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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Xirrpy, Tell the truth... did you insert that ‘wiv’?
I did,
I likes to drop my aitches,
huvverwise I sound too posh
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11-01-2021, 12:24 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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Well, what did you expect from me?

It’s just a bit of fun, so please be as serious or outrageous as you like, in your replies!
As luck might have it, I did go on a date with a vampire because I’ve always been a bit batty. So, let me tell you about my grave situation.
I dressed smartly but he was over dressed because he is so vein.
He ordered stake for dinner which he really sank his teeth into and vein-illa ice-cream for dessert. He mentioned that no woman should ever cross him and, he was coffin the entire time.
I thought to myself - well this sucks.

I told him fangs but we would not be compatible.

He said, oh well, I don’t bite but better luck necks time. I think he’s looking for his necks victim. All in all, it was not a fang-tactic date.
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11-01-2021, 12:25 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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As luck might have it, I did go on a date with a vampire because I’ve always been a bit batty. So, let me tell you about my grave situation.
I dressed smartly but he was over dressed because he’s so vein.
He ordered stake for dinner which he really sank he’s teeth into and vein-illa ice-cream for dessert. He mentioned that no woman should ever cross him and, he was coffin the entire time.
I thought to myself - well this sucks.

I told him fangs but we would not be compatible.

He said, oh well, I don’t bite but better luck necks time. I think he’s looking for his necks victim. All in all, it was not a fang-tactic date.
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11-01-2021, 01:01 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

Originally Posted by Minx ->
As luck might have it, I did go on a date with a vampire because I’ve always been a bit batty. So, let me tell you about my grave situation.
I dressed smartly but he was over dressed because he is so vein.
He ordered stake for dinner which he really sank his teeth into and vein-illa ice-cream for dessert. He mentioned that no woman should ever cross him and, he was coffin the entire time.
I thought to myself - well this sucks.

I told him fangs but we would not be compatible.

He said, oh well, I don’t bite but better luck necks time. I think he’s looking for his necks victim. All in all, it was not a fang-tactic date.
😄😄😄 brilliant Minx!
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11-01-2021, 01:26 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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😄😄😄 brilliant Minx!

I agree too, just brilliant!
Minx, that was a very clever way with words and it made me laugh.
10 out of 10 !!
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11-01-2021, 01:29 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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I agree too, just brilliant!
Minx, that was a very clever way with words and it made me laugh.
10 out of 10 !!
Well, you gave me carte blanche
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11-01-2021, 01:32 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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Do you suppose that vampires can catch covid? Perhaps their blood is the cure.
Annie, After you with having a slurp of the vampire’s ‘might be/might not be’ covid’ blood!
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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Well, you gave me carte blanche
I am glad l did!!
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11-01-2021, 01:35 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

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I would wear a garlic necklace and we would drink bloody mary's all-night.....I know that truly sucks
What, just a garlic necklace and no dress? Summer.
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11-01-2021, 01:41 PM
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Re: What Outfit And Fragrance Would You Wear On A Date With A Vampire?

Originally Posted by Minx ->
As luck might have it, I did go on a date with a vampire because I’ve always been a bit batty. So, let me tell you about my grave situation.
I dressed smartly but he was over dressed because he is so vein.
He ordered stake for dinner which he really sank his teeth into and vein-illa ice-cream for dessert. He mentioned that no woman should ever cross him and, he was coffin the entire time.
I thought to myself - well this sucks.

I told him fangs but we would not be compatible.

He said, oh well, I don’t bite but better luck necks time. I think he’s looking for his necks victim. All in all, it was not a fang-tactic date.
Very witty. I like that.
 
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