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One of my biggest faults is ... when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is!

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Someone stole my mood ring...not sure how I feel about that

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Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”

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It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.

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A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Qur'an on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. That’s when it all kicked off!

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Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his wife and says "Don't laugh, your next!!"

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Excellent! Copied these last two for personal use.

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Bill: What shall we call our new giant advertising invention?
Phil: How about a Philboard?
Bill: I've got a better idea!

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Here's a few for today ....

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

Every time I write 'Wednesday' there is this voice in my head that says "WED ... NES ... DAY" Weird!

Sure, skydiving is scary but ... have you ever been to someone's house and the toilet won't flush?

I wonder if the person who invented the phrase "Jumping on the bandwagon" got really annoyed when everyone started using it?

Did you know Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?

Never compliment a woman on her moustache. No matter how epic it is!