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02-03-2020, 04:41 PM
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.

There so stupid.
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03-03-2020, 07:46 AM
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That's right.
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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28-03-2020, 02:10 PM
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me in Tesco last night.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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28-03-2020, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me in Tesco last night.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Groan
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28-03-2020, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
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29-03-2020, 02:14 PM
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I rang my wife from the shop cos I’d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
'Concentrate' she said, but I still couldn’t remember
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29-03-2020, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
i rang my wife from the shop cos i’d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
'concentrate' she said, but i still couldn’t remember
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30-03-2020, 12:49 PM
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I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite Christian festival is.
He said, "Have to love Easter, baby."
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30-03-2020, 12:52 PM
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Lets all show our appreciation for DPD and Hermes drivers at this time by clapping on our doorsteps sometime between 7am and 9pm!
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30-03-2020, 02:28 PM
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I'm worried about one of my testicles.
It's quite a bit bigger than the other two.
 
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