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My dyslexia has reached a new owl!
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My dyslexia has reached a new owl!
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“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
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Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from the supermarket.

The security said, "What are you doing with that?"

I replied, "Potatoes, peas and gravy I expect!"
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I remember my father, fondly.

Funny name for man.
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I remember my father, fondly.
Funny name for man.
Very good
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I remember my father, fondly.

Funny name for man.
That made me chuckle
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Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis
Therepist: Why?
Me: [ SCREAMS ]
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I lived in a flat with three girls until they found out."
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A prisoner in his cell complained to the guard that he was cold. The guard said "Okay, I'll put you another bar on"
 
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