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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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02-06-2020, 01:32 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from.
I said, not off the top of my head...
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02-06-2020, 03:37 PM
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group. I see a lot of new faces ....
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03-06-2020, 02:07 PM
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How do you write “do not touch” in braille ??
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01-07-2020, 08:05 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
How to cook the correct amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong!
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Arena
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France
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02-07-2020, 09:54 AM
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Mountains are funny things ...... in fact they're hill areas.
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Amac
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02-07-2020, 10:52 AM
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Mountains are funny things ...... in fact they're hill areas.
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Toffeeman55
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East Yorkshire UK
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 22
03-07-2020, 04:08 AM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
I have just been fitted with orthopedic shoes.....
I did not think they would make any difference.....
but I stand corrected!!!
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03-07-2020, 12:26 PM
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I have just been fitted with orthopedic shoes.....
I did not think they would make any difference.....
but I stand corrected!!!
Groan...
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03-07-2020, 02:42 PM
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My house was broken into today...the thief took all my anti depressants...hope he is happy now!!!
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13-09-2020, 06:29 PM
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A bossy man goes into a bar.
He orders everyone around.
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