Re: Limericks. (New).

An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold
And he was quite old
So he thought he'd stay in bed instead



"So what's for supper" young Charlie asked

Re: Limericks. (New).

"So what's for supper" young Charlie asked
"Egg and chips will be your repast"

Re: Limericks. (New).

So what's for supper" young Charlie asked
"Egg and chips will be your repast"
But Dongles was out on the prowl

Re: Limericks. (New).

So what's for supper" young Charlie asked
"Egg and chips will be your repast"
But Dongles was out on the prowl
Because chips were no good for his bowel

Re: Limericks. (New).

So what's for supper" young Charlie asked
"Egg and chips will be your repast"
But Dongles was out on the prowl
Because chips were no good for his bowel
And he'd met a young lass from Belfast.



He was quite overcome by her beauty

Re: Limericks. (New).

He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity

Re: Limericks. (New).

He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk

Re: Limericks. (New).

He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk
Must be something he'd eaten at work

Re: Limericks. (New).

He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk
Must be something he'd eaten at work
So he couldn't perform his duty.



At the Co-op, they were queuing outside

Re: Limericks. (New).

At the Co-op, they were queuing outside
Four hundred yards along the curbside