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28-11-2020, 01:37 AM
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I see there has been even more than usual mucky innuendos in my absence.
How very vulgar the male of the species can be, with little regard for a lady's sensibilities..

Ladies, I know an excellent supplier of wholesale Pampas grass, and can get it delivered first thing in the morning.
I have 'borrowed' Judd's credit card to pay for it, so we needn't worry about cost.
(Naturally he unaware of it as yet).

The first one of that lot who puts a foot wrong, will have the honour of beginning the planting for us.
Though I feel quite confident they will all be banished to the moat area by this time tomorrow, so the planting should soon be finished.

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Is there any justifiable reason why you're abroad this late?
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28-11-2020, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Is there any justifiable reason why you're abroad this late?

Is that another of your strange regional sayings Judsy?

I was just making sure you lot had actually gone at last.

So once again, its victory to the ladies.
Sigh . . . so easy when you know how.


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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Is there any justifiable reason why you're abroad this late?
Mups, and others of that ilk are "Broads" 24/7.
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28-11-2020, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Is that another of your strange regional sayings Judsy?

I was just making sure you lot had actually gone at last.

So once again, its victory to the ladies.
Sigh . . . so easy when you know how.


Certainly not. That's proper English like what it is spoke that is. Abroad means out and about in the traditional use but now the word has been applied to going on foreign holidays.
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Certainly not. That's proper English like what it is spoke that is. Abroad means out and about in the traditional use but now the word has been applied to going on foreign holidays.


Either way, I still beat you. Cackle cackle . . .
I like it like that.
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Either way, I still beat you. Cackle cackle . . .
I like it like that.
Throwing down the gauntlet, are we?
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28-11-2020, 04:53 PM
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Throwing down the gauntlet, are we?

No need. You know as well as I do that the ladies can win any time they choose - as we have frequetly proven.

I might thrash you again this evening as it amuses me greatly to see you stamping your smelly feet in a paddy.




BTW, what a very pleasant lack of vagrants today.
. . . . big sigh of satisfaction . . .
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Pampas grass can be just as cutting .... worse in fact.
I keep considering buying those bamboo pants but I could be making a rod for my own backside.
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
No need. You know as well as I do that the ladies can win any time they choose - as we have frequetly proven.

I might thrash you again this evening as it amuses me greatly to see you stamping your smelly feet in a paddy.




BTW, what a very pleasant lack of vagrants today.
. . . . big sigh of satisfaction . . .
And you reckon we are the mucky ones?

Tut! Tut! Get outta here.
 



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