25-06-2021, 03:36 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Two Yorkshire lads were going for jobs at the same company.
When they got there for the interviews one of them says " I'll gu in first'n if they ask any questions I'll gi thi t'answers when ah come art, cos I'm a bit brighter than thee".
So his mate went in for the interview and the manager says " Jobs a doddle lad, but ave t'ask thi a couple of questions just t'prove tha not as thick as two short planks, ok?
"Fire away" says his mate
" If tha ad an accident and lost an eye, what would tha be? " asks manager
"That's easy" says his mate "I'd be aif blind"
"Correct". says the manager "And if tha lost booath eyes what would tha be?"
"Then I'd be totally blind" says his mate
"Correct again" says the manager "thas gorra a job. Now ask thi mate t'come in".
The first lad comes out and says "it's eisy. Ee'll ask thi two questions 'nd t'answers are aif blind 'nd totally blind, ok?"
So in pops t'other lad and the manager says "I've two questions t'ask thi before I can give thi the job, ok. Nar then, if tha ad an accident and lost an ear what would tha be?"
"Aif blind" says lad
The manager looked at him gone art thinking "Ave a reit teacake 'ere"
"And what would tha be if tha lost booath ears?" he asks him.
"Then I'd be totally blind"
"Bloody 'ell lad how's tha work that art?" Asked the gobsmacked manager
"Well," says lad, " if ah lost booath ears me cap ad fall ova me eyes"