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26-03-2020, 01:10 AM
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You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
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26-03-2020, 07:33 AM
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You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque
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26-03-2020, 08:17 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque
Should she blow it rather briskly
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26-03-2020, 01:59 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque
Should she blow it rather briskly
Not easy when you've only one paw.

These limericks are becoming quite weird
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26-03-2020, 02:17 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the 'normal' we appear to have veered
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26-03-2020, 03:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the 'normal' we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
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26-03-2020, 03:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the 'normal' we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn't a crime

(A'noon Mups)
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26-03-2020, 04:52 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the 'normal' we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn't a crime
So I might as well grow a beard.


Down on the market two old men
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26-03-2020, 05:03 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the 'normal' we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn't a crime
Said the lady in glasses and a false beard!

It's abnormally quiet outside
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26-03-2020, 05:05 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Down on the market two old men
We're discussing life just when .....
 
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