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When the donkey spotted the goat
He could not but admire his coat
So shiny and sleek
It made his knees go weak
So he went for a row in his boat


On the lake he encountered a duck

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On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!

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A woman once streaked in the street
Wearing nothing but socks on her feet

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On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused

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On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused
Thought Duck must be confused

Re: Limericks. (New).

On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused
Thought Duck must be confused
And just wished the mallard "Good Luck"


'Twas a sunny day in old London town

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Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city that’s run by a clown

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Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city that’s run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think

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Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city that’s run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think?
Only if he lays off the drink!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city that’s run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think?
Only if he lays off the drink!
Else he'll have to answer to the Crown.





One day on the beach in Torquay