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21-03-2014, 10:39 AM
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Tis a woman's lot in life to wield a broom
So get brushing - work through every room
I know you will be getting a visitor some day soon
What will he or she think if your house is festoon
Wiv creepy crawlies, decaying food and lots of dust and dirt?
They will think you care little for them and will be sorely hurt

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21-03-2014, 10:49 AM
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No creepy crawlies in my home
If they arrive with persons who roam
A wise word will not go amiss
Insecticide's on my shopping list
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21-03-2014, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachel ->
No creepy crawlies in my home
If they arrive with persons who roam
A wise word will not go amiss
Insecticide's on my shopping list
But you never know with these minute beasts
Look for a warm body they do - the beasts
Would you let a friend be eaten alive
And leave red and blotchy - horrified?
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21-03-2014, 12:44 PM
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Some bugs sting and others bite
depending on their appetite
If you get stung whilst in the nude
dowse all over with Jeyes Fluid.
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21-03-2014, 10:46 PM
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the world is full of creepy crawlies
the plan stop them at the hallway
our house must be always sterile
so we can wear a permanent smile

we don't want natures smells around
aerosel, bleach and full strength pine
is what we live with to fill our lungs
please do not fart just wear your bung!
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30-04-2014, 10:50 AM
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The Journey

The days I spent in youth adorned
Gave countless pathways dusk to dawn
I climbed all mountains higher; higher
Ignored all those who would enquire

But then the ‘boys’ took off and left
My loneliness left me bereft
Then courtship offered swift respite
Somewhere to rest my head at night

And then they said you’re in mainstream
New ‘bubs’ coming; what a scream!
Change the naps; bottle feeds
Sleepless nights; nightmares for dreams

And then they’ve gone; well almost now
Peace descended ;holy cow!
w/end visits can occur
cheque book hidden, do beware

And just when new mountains beckon
Grandkids burst upon our senses
Give me; give me; give me more
Peace when they’ve been shown the door

The days I spend in age adorn
Give countless pathways dusk to dawn
We’re climbing mountains not quite so high
But can still ignore those who just pass by
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30-04-2014, 08:34 PM
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Excellent Gumbud, enjoyed that.
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30-04-2014, 09:36 PM
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I concur, it was better than good, a conical existence.
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30-04-2014, 11:27 PM
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thanks lads - fink me hibernations done!
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LUVVitt GB.
 
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