05-03-2021, 09:21 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
The psychiatrist and the proctologistThe psychiatrist and the proctologist Best friends
graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite
of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read:
Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down
again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.
05-03-2021, 10:11 PM
2043
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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The psychiatrist and the proctologistThe psychiatrist and the proctologist Best friends
graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite
of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read:
Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down
again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.
Funny, though.
06-03-2021, 06:56 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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Depends on how you look at it. I saw the man first then the dog.Richond - did you have a brain freeze?
Nicked.
07-03-2021, 11:09 AM
2050
Re: Let's have a laugh
Creative thinking/Sweet Talk!!! EmojiEmojiEmojiMr Cadbury met miss Rowntree on a double decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name -’ Polo - i'm the one with a hole she said in a Wispa .
I’m Marathon the one with the nuts he replied.
He touched her cream eggs and fondled her flapjacks, and she rubbed his Tic Tac’s. It was a fab moment as she screamed in Turkish delight.
Three days later his Sherbert Dipdab began to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he’s got Allsorts
A 'not so Sweet' Encounter!!
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