01-06-2019, 02:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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His balaclava won't cover his sparkly leggings.....but it wouldn't be him anyway would it?
) - If it were me, I'd use a remote controlled drone to hover above your incoming phone line and use an attached pair of cutters to sever the line. If that fails, a small amount of C4 at the local exchange would do the trick but I wouldn't like others to suffer on your behalf, but needs must. 
01-06-2019, 03:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I see those pesky men have been shuffling about, poking their noses in here again.Can't a gal go out for a couple of hours without them breaking in, and meddling with all our stuff?
I have tidied up, and now I am going out to cut the grass, but heavern help you men if I find you made any more mess in my absence.
Of course, if you really want to score some points, you could do something useful and come and cut the grass for me.
perhaps I should change my outfit.
01-06-2019, 03:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I see those pesky men have been shuffling about, poking their noses in here again.Can't a gal go out for a couple of hours without them breaking in, and meddling with all our stuff?
I have tidied up, and now I am going out to cut the grass, but heavern help you men if I find you made any more mess in my absence.
Of course, if you really want to score some points, you could do something useful and come and cut the grass for me.
01-06-2019, 04:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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It wouldn't be me either (not so you'd notice ) - If it were me, I'd use a remote controlled drone to hover above your incoming phone line and use an attached pair of cutters to sever the line. If that fails, a small amount of C4 at the local exchange would do the trick but I wouldn't like others to suffer on your behalf, but needs must.
Now you have lost so much weight your trousers will fall down & i will have the police on guard, looking out for a flasher!
01-06-2019, 05:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Sorry Mups, too busy I'm afraid. I'm watching tennis and replying to you at the same time. Let that be a lesson on how us blokes can multi -task.
Well! Putting tennis before me ey!
You wait till you lot want some help.
01-06-2019, 05:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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You are right, it wouldn't be you, because now I am forewarned, I will be sending in my super drone, with bigger cutters..... to remove your belt.Now you have lost so much weight your trousers will fall down & i will have the police on guard, looking out for a flasher!
Good God Twink!
I've come over all uneccessary thinking of flashers!
I need another cup of tea now.
BTW, keep a sharp look out, that dongle man is still loitering in the wings.
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