An old and anonymous Yiddish perspective --- A man is getting ready to get married to a very Orthodox wife, and he goes to her rabbi for help. He's recently converted and very unfamiliar with Jewish weddings. "Rabbi, for the wedding, do I sit with my wife?"

"No, the men sit with the men and the women sit with the women."

"Okay, can I dance with my wife?"

"No, the men dance with the men and the women dance with the women."

"Okay Rabbi, a few questions about sex... Can we do it missionary position? Like, man on woman?"

"We don't call it that, but yes, that's fine."

"How about cowgirl style? Woman on top of man?" The rabbi scratches his chin. "A little kinky, but there's nothing in the Torah against it." "How about standing up?"


"Absolutely not, that could lead to dancing."

Aye ok...show aff...but I'll bet You couldn't do the Tango

Aye ok...show aff...but I'll bet You couldn't do the Tango

Is dancing really a form of mating ritual?

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If you had seen me dance that would have been that.

Never into the Disco stuff, I can hold myself in the others.

Not in me pyjamas.

I think it was...once..