Re: Kids
Originally Posted by
The Artful Todger
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Shouldn't be taken shopping.
Agreed, I shop at Asda, suppliers of gourmet foods, fine wines and ales to the nobility, when I attend , there's always a screaming brood of kids somewhere in the store and I find myself praying for them to walk into a shelving unit, and die under a rain of falling baked bean tins.
But no, it never happens.
Instead, they just wander the aisles, screaming like recently departed lost souls in some particularly vile purgatory. Dante was wrong - the ninth level of Hell is populated by people who think supermarkets are great places to take kids. Personally, I think that we should fence off a couple of the trolley parks, and leave toddlers out in the rain, chained to the railings the same way people have to leave dogs outside shops. They can't run away, and they'll still be there when you come back for them.