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Nellie then boxed Katie's ear
And then the crowd started to cheer
But Kate wasn’t done
And bit Nellie's thumb
and it fell off - right into Dongles beer!

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Once upon a time in Japan

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Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man

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Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home

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Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home
To see his new Gnome

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Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home
To see his new Gnome
And we had a few beers from a can.



He said he was hoping to marry

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He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, That's good but don't tarry

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He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, That's good but don't tarry
So he bought Hina a ring

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He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, That's good but don't tarry
So he bought Hina a ring
But was quite a cheap thing

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He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, That's good but don't tarry
So he bought Hina a ring
But was quite a cheap thing
Then ran off with his neighbour called Barry. (sorry Barry).




Fred was looking at ads for new cars