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GOO'NITE,FFS?!?!?!?

I ONLY JUST GOT HERE.....[izzit summink I sedd?]
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Goodnight Possums xxxxx
ah - goodnight sweet heart

Goodnight sweetheart, 'til we meet tomorrow
Goodnight sweetheart, sleep will banish sorrow
Tears and parting may make us forlorn
But with the dawn a new day is born
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....and having read that,whilst knowing your record for insincerity-you utter PIG!-I just had to puke. HOW can you do this,you cad...KNOWING I was frantically rowing my little dingy across the ocean toward you,dreaming of the moment you rushed across the golden sands to greet me...SOB!...
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....and having read that,whilst knowing your record for insincerity-you utter PIG!-I just had to puke. HOW can you do this,you cad...KNOWING I was frantically rowing my little dingy across the ocean toward you,dreaming of the moment you rushed across the golden sands to greet me...SOB!...
oh dear I think I've upset him a little - when you get here watch out for the stingin jellyfish - I will be there waiting but the immediate first aid treatment for stung persons is to lie them on the sand and piss on them - that pugsie wugsie frugsie is something that I find repuggsnent indeed!!
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Ok...as I have the WHOOOOOLE forum to myself [cor-it innarf big in here ere...ere...ere....] I decided to try out a rather silly joke,as no rotten sod from Duncaring [lookin' at you,gummybear-sniff] will mess it up. Ok-ready?

...surely,shoplifting from an Apple store,is just scrumping. Wotcha fink?
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.....and did yerz all know ol' gumbum has a degree in BALLET?

Yeah-he keeps that REALLY quiet. But I happen to know he got a tu-tu!




ohhh,SHADDAP!
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Ok...if I order a Chickenburger and an egg McMuffin...

....which one will arrive first?...
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Oh. My carer says it's time for my medicine.

G'nite,Treacles....
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I met a geezer once who s aid he was a 'shoplifter' he said 'you wouldn't believe how many shops I've lifted and relocated in a life time - and sometimes they even leave all the goods in the shop too - now that really is shoplifting - how's the 3am weather over there pugsie??
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PISSIN' DAHN,squire-thanks f'rarskin though.

I s'poze you're prancin' about in yer mankini [again] looking fer jellyfish t'piss on. And DON'T gimme that guff abart stingin' jellyfish-that's fer PANSIES. Us REAL men are too busy headbuttin' sharks 'n' kickin' the sh#t out of manta rays t'give a monkeys about them transparent doilies,moosh!
Call that a sting? HUH. I've been stung by hornets,bruv. THEY got a right kickin',too.

[yeah,go on-head straight fer Google t'find out what a doily is. HAH!]
 
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