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09-08-2020, 11:26 AM
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her
breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new
boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the
bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
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09-08-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Feey ->
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her
breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new
boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the
bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
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09-08-2020, 01:35 PM
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A wife complained to her husband that she wanted bigger boobs.

"Wipe toilet paper down your cleavage every day" says he.

"Will that work?" queried the wife.

"Well it's certainly worked on your fat arse"
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09-08-2020, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Supporter ->
There was a young girl from Devizes
Whose tits were of two different sizes
The one that was small was no good at all
But the one that was big won prizes
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My wife has stood by me for 40 years. Through my alcoholism and drug and gambling addictions, through many affairs, bouts of VD and, most recently, throughout my rape trial.

Can someone please tell me what I've got to do to get rid of the bitch?
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23-08-2020, 09:44 AM
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"
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25-08-2020, 02:58 PM
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Are you doing your bit for our pubic spaces?

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25-08-2020, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
Are you doing your bit for our pubic spaces?

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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
Are you doing your bit for our pubic spaces?

Well I scratch mine from time to time if that helps?
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