Black tarmac story
A roll of black tarmac ran into a pub and said " help me help me"
the barman said "what's wrong? why come in here?"
Black Tarmac " hid me please, A roll of green tarmac threatened to kill me"
"go hid in the toilet"said the barman " I will deal with any problems"
Just as the black tarmac had hidden in sreamed the roll of greem tarmac yelling and shouting "you seen any black tarmac Come in here?
the barman said he hadn't, so the roll of green tarmac left yelling "if I see that black roll of tarmac I will kill him"
The barman called out"its ok now you can come out of hiding, what is the problem with that roll of green tarmac shouting and screaming like that??
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The Roll of black tarmac replied " he is just a psychopath."