18-04-2018, 06:39 PM
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Re: Would we really panic?
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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You don’t need a bat....Every alien invasion I have seen on the tv or at the movies has
1.a misunderstood nutter who has know about the aliens for years but no bugger listens to.
2. His ex wife who deep down still loves him but is worried he is going to eat the children.
3. Two nerdy teenagers with a laptop who find the launch codes for the nuclear weapons that are about to be launched by 4. And invent a binary code that is transmitted as a virus into the alie mother ship.
4. A paranoid General, generally badly dressed with a recruits beret on his head, who wants to nuke the aliens, the White House and Asda.
5. The President of the USA played by Morgan Freeman
6. An Ex British soldier, who controls the world supply of Spam.
7. The aliens who really had no intention of invading planet Earth and arrived because they failed to update their sat nav.
That’s all you need
18-04-2018, 08:06 PM
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Re: Would we really panic?
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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You don’t need a bat....Every alien invasion I have seen on the tv or at the movies has
1.a misunderstood nutter who has know about the aliens for years but no bugger listens to.
2. His ex wife who deep down still loves him but is worried he is going to eat the children.
3. Two nerdy teenagers with a laptop who find the launch codes for the nuclear weapons that are about to be launched by 4. And invent a binary code that is transmitted as a virus into the alie mother ship.
4. A paranoid General, generally badly dressed with a recruits beret on his head, who wants to nuke the aliens, the White House and Asda.
5. The President of the USA played by Morgan Freeman
6. An Ex British soldier, who controls the world supply of Spam.
7. The aliens who really had no intention of invading planet Earth and arrived because they failed to update their sat nav.
That’s all you need
Not forgetting that the Nerds travel everywhere by bike.
18-04-2018, 09:53 PM
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Re: Would we really panic?
I was watching reaction to a couple in our high street who had enormous Afro hair dos and realised its highly likely people will take out their phones and film the aliens some will then make derogatory remarks while laughing at them. No panic just derision really.
19-04-2018, 06:41 AM
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Re: Would we really panic?
Originally Posted by Julie1962
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I was watching reaction to a couple in our high street who had enormous Afro hair dos and realised its highly likely people will take out their phones and film the aliens some will then make derogatory remarks while laughing at them. No panic just derision really.
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