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12-09-2019, 09:50 PM
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Re: EU travel after 31 Oct

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Probably best to enquire on the French side of the channel. I'm quite sure if you have a British passport, you will be allowed into the UK at any time.
Better still, lose your passport, obtain a rubber dinghy and make it half-way across the Channel.

Our wonderful Border Farce taxis will pick you up and bring you the rest of the way.

Once here, you'll be offered a free house, free food, free healthcare, etc.
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Re: EU travel after 31 Oct

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Better still, lose your passport, obtain a rubber dinghy and make it half-way across the Channel.

Our wonderful Border Farce taxis will pick you up and bring you the rest of the way.

Once here, you'll be offered a free house, free food, free healthcare, etc.
Only if you have put boot polish(sp) on your face.
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Re: EU travel after 31 Oct

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Only if you have put boot polish(sp) on your face.


And "I no speak English".

Oh, and also claim that you're a doctor or engineer.
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Re: EU travel after 31 Oct

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Only if you have put boot polish(sp) on your face.
Are they bringing back the Black and White Minstrel Show? Even Australia has stopped doing that sort of rubbish.
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18-09-2019, 09:11 AM
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Re: EU travel after 31 Oct

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Are they bringing back the Black and White Minstrel Show? Even Australia has stopped doing that sort of rubbish.
They wouldn't dare: there'd be rioting in the universities and leafy suburbs!

Morris dancing has a very long history, much longer than the Black and White Minstrel Show which, incidentally, I never found particularly interesting.

I'm surprised the perpetually offended haven't complained about coal miners and the chimney sweep on a number of films I've seen.
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