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20-09-2019, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
In my opinion, anti-gravity is all pie in the sky.
Reminds me of the song, 'Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie'.
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20-09-2019, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
Reminds me of the song, 'Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie'.
Groan...

Here's another groaner. Where do they take whales to be weighed?

To the whaleweigh station.



I'll get me coat.
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20-09-2019, 02:59 PM
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Piebald pony?

One with testicles 3.142 inches in diameter.
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20-09-2019, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Piebald pony?

One with testicles 3.142 inches in diameter.
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20-09-2019, 03:04 PM
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put it down.
There's a new book out about poltergeists, apparently it's flying off the shelves.

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20-09-2019, 08:13 PM
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LOL ---- Some Funny Creative Posts here - thanks for the laughs
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20-09-2019, 08:15 PM
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William Peter Blatty, author of The Exorcist has passed away.
Which reminded us of an anecdote regarding the controversial book.
Creative Mischief, by Dave Trott (it’s about advertising)
Trott describes how a colleague commuted from Brighton to London every day and read The Exorcist on the train.
The colleague thought it was the most evil book he had ever read, and admitted he didn’t finish it but instead went to the end of the Brighton Pier and threw it as far as he could into the sea.
Trott continues “So I went to the bookshop, I bought another copy. Then I ran it under the tap…
and left it in his desk drawer.”
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21-09-2019, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
William Peter Blatty, author of The Exorcist has passed away.
Which reminded us of an anecdote regarding the controversial book.
Creative Mischief, by Dave Trott (it’s about advertising)
Trott describes how a colleague commuted from Brighton to London every day and read The Exorcist on the train.
The colleague thought it was the most evil book he had ever read, and admitted he didn’t finish it but instead went to the end of the Brighton Pier and threw it as far as he could into the sea.
Trott continues “So I went to the bookshop, I bought another copy. Then I ran it under the tap…
and left it in his desk drawer.”

I would have loved to see his face when he found the book.
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21-09-2019, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
William Peter Blatty, author of The Exorcist has passed away.
Which reminded us of an anecdote regarding the controversial book.
Creative Mischief, by Dave Trott (it’s about advertising)
Trott describes how a colleague commuted from Brighton to London every day and read The Exorcist on the train.
The colleague thought it was the most evil book he had ever read, and admitted he didn’t finish it but instead went to the end of the Brighton Pier and threw it as far as he could into the sea.
Trott continues “So I went to the bookshop, I bought another copy. Then I ran it under the tap…
and left it in his desk drawer.”

Brilliant! That's just my sort of humour.
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21-09-2019, 07:36 PM
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Have just opened the first door on my new Dianne Abbot Advent calendar.
 
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