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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
No one! JBR.
It just occurred to me for some unknown reason?
Ah, I see. So you're thinking of having one?

Seriously, though, I believe there have been a couple of reported incidents (world wide) of a love bite damaging a carotid artery, but although theoretically possible, I somehow doubt it unless the person giving it has a kiss like a vacuum pump.
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24-01-2019, 01:15 AM
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Ah, I see. So you're thinking of having one?

Seriously, though, I believe there have been a couple of reported incidents (world wide) of a love bite damaging a carotid artery, but although theoretically possible, I somehow doubt it unless the person giving it has a kiss like a vacuum pump.
Go and have a practice on Marge and report back with your findings!
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24-01-2019, 01:17 AM
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Love-bites, hickies and clots .....

Not for me .....
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24-01-2019, 01:19 AM
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Love-bites, hickies and clots .....
Maybe, l should have put this thread in the ‘General Health’ Section?
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24-01-2019, 01:58 AM
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Maybe, l should have put this thread in the ‘General Health’ Section?
Or even Social Issues .....
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24-01-2019, 02:17 AM
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It's a good question, Art and I agree, although I haven't really been looking too closely at new romantics lately.

I had a friend once, well a colleague who was I in the RAF with and we were based overseas in Belize, going back to 1991. It was a single men's posting and this lad, who was besotted with his girlfriend back in the UK, got drunk one night and "led stray", ending up in the local brothel which was about half a mile from the base's gates.

He didn't come back to our barrack quarters until early the next morning and was covered with love bites all over his neck. He was in a state of utter fear and humiliation because he was due his "R&R" and was meeting his girlfriend in Cancun, Mexico that following weekend.

Anyway, his bites had faded not too well and we all wanted to know how he explained it to his fiancée. he told her they were leech bites after he fell into a paddling pool at the base.
Apparently she believed him and they eventually got married.

Hopefully he never strayed again...
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24-01-2019, 12:48 PM
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Go and have a practice on Marge and report back with your findings!
Oh dear.
I've got an enormous bruise all down my neck.

I won't listen to you again!
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24-01-2019, 12:56 PM
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I can't understand why a love bite should cause anyone to have a stroke!

To the best of my knowledge, the result is simply a bruise on the skin.

Now come on, Angel. Who's been giving you love bites?
I can see there might be some stroking after a love bite.
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I can see there might be some stroking after a love bite.
Naughty thoughts Longlegs.
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It's best to avoid elderly vampires with dentures! Unfortunately they're never satisfied.
 
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