Ever used a dating forum, or gone on a blind date??
I have never used a dating forum..however..one of my friends set me up on a blind date..
I spoke to the said man on the phone and he sounded nice..He was Italian..
He met me at Kings Cross..flowers in hand...
So as we were walking to a music evening in a pub..I noticed he was checking himself out in any available reflection...
When we got to the pub..he was checking out anything female with a pulse..
Towards the end of the evening..I said I must get back to the station as the last train was 10.30..
Obviously this wasn't part of his plan..he said ''no..come and stay at my house!''
He accompanied me to the station..whilst we were waiting he started snivelling..''I don't want you to go'' he said..Yes I am sure he didn't..
The train was 15 mins away..his snivelling turned into loud sobs..of the waah waah variety..
I have never been so glad to see a train in my life..I would have jumped a freight train to get away from him..