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10-05-2011, 10:59 PM
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I started with nothing, and still have most of it left !
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11-05-2011, 09:46 AM
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RR reminds me of another:

Multi Millionaire "I started life as a barefoot boy."

Well who didn't apart from the girls?
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A good friend and employee of mine used to have many humourous one liners, one of which was; I've just been protecting your good name, Fred said that you weren't fit to eat with pigs, and I said that you were...
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The funniest South African one-liner - a politician said this during a television interview, when one of the interviewees got a bit aggressive ...

"Don't touch me on my studio"

 
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