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19-07-2019, 08:36 AM
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Build a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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19-07-2019, 10:16 AM
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If someone decided to take a pop at that idiot in the White House, it is possible his security guard, call should shout, 'Donald, DUCK!'.
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19-07-2019, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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19-07-2019, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tarantula ->
If someone decided to take a pop at that idiot in the White House, it is possible his security guard, call should shout, 'Donald, DUCK!'.
Love this - on both counts!!
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20-07-2019, 08:30 AM
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Poor Donald


Fat Dave walks into the doctor's surgery and smacks the doctor in the eye - that's for telling my Mrs she has a nice fanny. The doctor gets up of the floor and replies, Dave I said she has acute angina.
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20-07-2019, 04:10 PM
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Poor Donald


Fat Dave walks into the doctor's surgery and smacks the doctor in the eye - that's for telling my Mrs she has a nice fanny. The doctor gets up of the floor and replies, Dave I said she has acute angina.
LOL!!! The risks these poor medics have to endure! Good One!

Stealing it to share!
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20-07-2019, 04:14 PM
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Very clever!
Long it may have been - but worth sticking with --- very clever!!


Where do they get these ideas from??
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20-07-2019, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

I got my Ex a pug for her birthday.

In spite of the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seemed to like her.
OH!!! ---Funny!!!
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20-07-2019, 04:20 PM
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Some really good - witty posts here -- thanks all for the laughs
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20-07-2019, 04:21 PM
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Husband gets up early to go fishing, goes to

the garage gets on the wellies and opens the

garage door, sees it's pissing down really heavy

so decides to get back in bed. He creeps back

into the bedroom quietly gets undressed,

snuggles up behind his wife and pushes a hard

on into her back whispering "It's raining cats

and dogs out there!" "Yeah" she replies "And

that daft idiot's gone fishing..."
 
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