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12-03-2018, 07:57 AM
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Today i join the Borg Collective.

Yes its finally here. Today i leave the human race and become borg.
I will no longer care about my fellow humans and as my new identity as, 2 of four will only care about my fellow borg.

Today i will have my pacemaker fitted.
They are giving me a local anaesthetic and will then cut a space in my left breast area for the pacemaker to fit then feed charger leads into the heart. They will also fit a radio and wifi which i can control by twisting my left nipple..
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12-03-2018, 07:59 AM
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Well it's good you have kept your sense of humour MC, good luck today I hope all goes well
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12-03-2018, 08:26 AM
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Good luck MC.

What station will you be tuning into?
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12-03-2018, 08:43 AM
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Re: Today i join the Borg Collective.

I hope everything goes well and is pain free!

By the way, what happens if you twist your right nipple?
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12-03-2018, 08:48 AM
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Re: Today i join the Borg Collective.

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->

By the way, what happens if you twist your right nipple?
You probably get the Light Programme....

Best of luck for today MC, hope it all goes well.
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12-03-2018, 08:51 AM
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Resistance is futile, MC, Good Luck.
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12-03-2018, 09:03 AM
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Good luck Today MC..what can You twist to get Radio Luxembourg?
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12-03-2018, 09:59 AM
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Good luck with the op MC, hope all goes well.
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12-03-2018, 10:13 AM
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Hope all goes well for you today MC.
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12-03-2018, 10:18 AM
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Re: Today i join the Borg Collective.

Originally Posted by May ->
Good luck Today MC..what can You twist to get Radio Luxembourg?

You don't wanna know May darlin'
 
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