06-03-2019, 11:39 AM
213
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
->
"The hardest thing about flying is the ground"
A lot of people labour under the misapprehension that if you fall from a great height you will be killed.
It's not true.
You'll only die when you hit the ground.
But I bet it's exciting and what a wonderful view.
06-03-2019, 01:51 PM
214
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
->
That's very true.A lot of people labour under the misapprehension that if you fall from a great height you will be killed.
It's not true.
You'll only die when you hit the ground.
But I bet it's exciting and what a wonderful view.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
06-03-2019, 01:52 PM
215
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
->
We must try that sometime.The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
06-03-2019, 10:28 PM
219
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
->
Glasgow university has been evacuated as police investigate a suspicious package.Turns out it was a salad.
I'm not surprised.
I was led to believe that the Weegies survive on only haggis, neeps, tatties and deep-fried mars bars.
|
|
