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24-04-2019, 11:32 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Have you ever had egg on your face?
Or egg any other place?
I've had egg on my head
Even ate an egg while in bed
Have you? That's a disgrace
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24-04-2019, 11:33 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

You should never eat food while in bed
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25-04-2019, 07:17 AM
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You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
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25-04-2019, 12:26 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
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25-04-2019, 01:17 PM
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You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
Find their way up yer bum (Bet you knew that was coming Mups )
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25-04-2019, 02:08 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
Find their way up yer bum
Which must be what we all dread.

(Naughty EZ )



We had some thunder just now
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25-04-2019, 02:57 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
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25-04-2019, 04:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
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25-04-2019, 04:09 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
But it keeps you dry I bet
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25-04-2019, 11:12 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
But it keeps you dry I bet
Saves it dripping off your brow.



It's been a harrowing day
 
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