23-01-2021, 07:28 PM
1941
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by macywack
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paddy is on his death bedthe nurse and pardre at his bedside
he was asked if he had made all the arrangements for his estate
yes he said my sister will get the houses on the quay side
my brother will get the houses on the town centre
and my dear wife will get all the houses on the upmarket estate
day after he passed away
his wife was present for the last rights
the nurse said your husband must have been a hard working man owning all those properties
naaa she said they are his window cleaning rounds
Borrowed. Thank you.
23-01-2021, 09:38 PM
1942
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by macywack
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paddy is on his death bedthe nurse and pardre at his bedside
he was asked if he had made all the arrangements for his estate
yes he said my sister will get the houses on the quay side
my brother will get the houses on the town centre
and my dear wife will get all the houses on the upmarket estate
day after he passed away
his wife was present for the last rights
the nurse said your husband must have been a hard working man owning all those properties
naaa she said they are his window cleaning rounds
23-01-2021, 11:09 PM
1944
Re: Let's have a laugh
A new study shows that men and women have different food cravings. Men prefer meat while women prefer sweets. Researchers believe this dates back to cave man days when men would go hunt while women just sat on their fat arses eating chocolate all day.
25-01-2021, 11:04 PM
1947
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by judd
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"i hear you split up with your wife.""i did. Would you stay with someone who sat about in their bra and pants all day, drinking gin and watching loose woman?"
"i sure wouldn't."
"well, neither would she."
25-01-2021, 11:14 PM
1948
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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"I hear you split up with your wife.""I did. Would you stay with someone who sat about in their bra and pants all day, drinking Gin and watching Loose Woman?"
"I sure wouldn't."
"Well, neither would she."
26-01-2021, 05:56 PM
1949
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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"I hear you split up with your wife.""I did. Would you stay with someone who sat about in their bra and pants all day, drinking Gin and watching Loose Woman?"
"I sure wouldn't."
"Well, neither would she."
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