23-04-2020, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The Government has promised the return of the traditional bent cucumber once we have exited the European Union. Speaking from his greenhouse via videophone, the Minister for bent produce, Mike Ocksbent, said that bent cucumbers would definitely reappear on our shelves later this year. He went on to say that the straight ones would not be wasted as each and every one of them will be placed in a bending machine to fall in line with British traditions.
23-04-2020, 04:56 PM
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Former labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn has announced he is to give up politics at the end of April due to the fact that no one likes him. He admitted that he had been the least popular Labour leader since the last one and the one before that; he also said that he didn't think it was appropriate that he should give his opinions in the House of Commons when it is obvious that no one ever listens to them.Good old Corby. He has done the right thing at long last.
24-04-2020, 08:30 PM
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex raced back to the UK to lend their support during the lock down period.Speaking as she stood apart from her husband, declining to rest a possessive hand on his body, Meghan looked sincere as she reported 'the country and people need us! We will do all we can to make life easier for everyone during this awful, awful period! We plan on visiting every patient in every hospital, because seeing us must put a smile on their sweet lil faces, don't you agree?'
Asked whether they plan on seeing members of the Duke's family while over here, her eyes widened in surprise at the question. 'Well of course we will! In actual fact, we are going over to Buck House right after this here interview, ain't that right, darling?'
'Er yah!' her husband responded with a wide smile. 'I can't wait to see my papa, and my big bro, and give them a big hug.'
With tears in their eyes, the reporter waved them off and turned to the camera, declaring 'well if that isn't a boost to the population, then I don't know what is! Back to the studio...'
24-04-2020, 10:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDnPiXyME0
24-04-2020, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzi
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex raced back to the UK to lend their support during the lock down period.Speaking as she stood apart from her husband, declining to rest a possessive hand on his body, Meghan looked sincere as she reported 'the country and people need us! We will do all we can to make life easier for everyone during this awful, awful period! We plan on visiting every patient in every hospital, because seeing us must put a smile on their sweet lil faces, don't you agree?'
Asked whether they plan on seeing members of the Duke's family while over here, her eyes widened in surprise at the question. 'Well of course we will! In actual fact, we are going over to Buck House right after this here interview, ain't that right, darling?'
'Er yah!' her husband responded with a wide smile. 'I can't wait to see my papa, and my big bro, and give them a big hug.'
With tears in their eyes, the reporter waved them off and turned to the camera, declaring 'well if that isn't a boost to the population, then I don't know what is! Back to the studio...'
25-04-2020, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzi
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex raced back to the UK to lend their support during the lock down period.Speaking as she stood apart from her husband, declining to rest a possessive hand on his body, Meghan looked sincere as she reported 'the country and people need us! We will do all we can to make life easier for everyone during this awful, awful period! We plan on visiting every patient in every hospital, because seeing us must put a smile on their sweet lil faces, don't you agree?'
Asked whether they plan on seeing members of the Duke's family while over here, her eyes widened in surprise at the question. 'Well of course we will! In actual fact, we are going over to Buck House right after this here interview, ain't that right, darling?'
'Er yah!' her husband responded with a wide smile. 'I can't wait to see my papa, and my big bro, and give them a big hug.'
With tears in their eyes, the reporter waved them off and turned to the camera, declaring 'well if that isn't a boost to the population, then I don't know what is! Back to the studio...'
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