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I once farted in bed and wafted the covers (like you do) and the wife said bloody 'ell, the stinks!. It must have done because she was sat downstairs watching the telly at the time.
Judster, you get worse!
You must be keeping bad company, that's all I can think.
No, she doesn’t!
The Queen, is a refined lady and like all refined ladies, goes to the bathroom to do them or whilst walking the corgis round the courtyard at night!!
You're correct, Angel. Well almost.
The truth is that the Queen never farts at all - well, have you ever heard her?