Re: Limericks. (New).

Whilst out for a walk round the church
I spied someone up in the silver birch
It was the Duke of York

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Whilst out for a walk round the church
I spied someone up in the silver birch
It was the Duke of York
A right royal dork

Re: Limericks. (New).

Whilst out for a walk round the church
I spied someone up in the silver birch
It was the Duke of York
A right royal dork
Who looked just a little like Lurch.

I went on the hunt for a ladder

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I went on the hunt for a ladder
Cos the Duke wanted to empty his bladder

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I went on the hunt for a ladder
Cos the Duke wanted to empty his bladder
So with ladder and wellies

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I went on the hunt for a ladder
Cos the Duke wanted to empty his bladder
So with ladder and wellies
And a frock that was Nellie's

Re: Limericks. (New).

I went on the hunt for a ladder
Cos the Duke wanted to empty his bladder
So with ladder and wellies
And a frock that was Nellie's
He tripped and flattened an Adder



Is there an end to crap on TV?

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Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it's on the BBC

Re: Limericks. (New).

Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it's on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick

Re: Limericks. (New).

Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it's on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick
And a clout with a big stick