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Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I'll throw them away
Then next time I weigh
As I've increased my weight by one stone

'Bout time I went back on me diet

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'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet

Re: Limericks. (New).

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down

Re: Limericks. (New).

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I'm so fat I can't walk into town

Re: Limericks. (New).

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I'm so fat I can't walk into town
And on the beach I would cause a riot!

On a beach far away

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On a beach far away
On a bright summers day

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On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by

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On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain

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On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain
So unusual for Spain
So should I then, go or stay?


Would the storm pass wondered I

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Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie