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Book 'im Danno' said Kojak
Can't I just give 'im a smack?
As Theo sucked on his lolly
He looked a bit of a wally
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A policeman stopped me today
Not before time I say
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A policeman stopped me today
Not before time I say
He pulled out his truncheon
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A policeman stopped me today
Not before time I say
He pulled out his truncheon
And out fell his luncheon
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A policeman stopped me today
Not before time I say
He pulled out his truncheon
And out fell his luncheon
Along with his pepper spray.



Then he had the cheek to blame me
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Then he had the cheek to blame me
For spilling his cup of tea
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Then he had the cheek to blame me
For spilling his cup of tea
whilst squashing his cake
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Then he had the cheek to blame me
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whilst squashing his cake
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Then he had the cheek to blame me
For spilling his cup of tea
whilst squashing his cake
And breaking his Flake
And doubling the entendreeee




Whilst out for a walk round the church
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Whilst out for a walk round the church
I spied someone up in the silver birch
 
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