young couple

A young couple are getting down to having sex for the first time....the lad, embarrassed by the size of his penis uses his big toe, unbeknown to his girlfriend.

A few weeks later he goes to the doctor after discovering sores on it.

Doctor examines hus toe and says..."This is most odd....you have VD of the toe"

The lad says "that is strange... I didnt know you could get VD on the toe"

Doc replies "nor did I...but strange things do happen. Only yesterday we had a young girl in with Athlete's Vagina"