Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan is walking through the jungle when he hears giggling....to his astonishment a beautiful girl is swimming in his lagoon.

Tarzan ventures down to the water and stares in wonderment.

Jane, though shocked, finds this wild man very attractive.

so, she introduces herself and they sit chatting...all the while Tarzan cannot take his eyes off her breasts.

She asks "would tarzan like to feel them"?
"tarzan would" so he gets a handful....this leads on to some heavy petting...Tarzan showing his inexperience.

Jane asks "Have you had sex before "?

"Tarzan have lots of sex, many many times"

"Jane "Who with"?

"tarzan find hole in tree....and away he goes"

So you've never had sex with a woman?

"No"

"would you like to"?

"tarzan love, yes"

So she lied back, naked and beckoning him.

Tarzan takes 5 steps back, runs at Jane and kicks her between the legs.

In pain she she screams..."Why the hell did you do that"?

He replies "Tarzan check for squirrel"