16-12-2018, 01:29 PM
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Surgeons chatting...
Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best!
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
16-12-2018, 01:40 PM
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Re: Surgeons chatting...
Originally Posted by ruthio
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Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best!
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
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