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With the Mother Superior she met
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It collapsed with a plop
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With the Mother Superior she met
Before her blancmange had set
With a cherry on top
It collapsed with a plop
The worst one she'd made yet.



She went to the convent next day
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She went to the convent next day
And decided to kneel down and pray






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She went to the convent next day
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But as she bent down
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12-12-2019, 09:49 AM
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She went to the convent next day
And decided to kneel down and pray
But as she bent down
She caught her tow in her gown
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12-12-2019, 03:44 PM
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She went to the convent next day
And decided to kneel down and pray
But as she bent down
She caught her toe in her gown
And fell over, much to her dismay.

(Hope you've all cast your votes) .....

"Methinks I'm not cut out for this"
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12-12-2019, 05:44 PM
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Methinks I'm not cut out for this
Don't worry, it's all hit or miss


Cast my vote? Why, what's happening??
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"Methinks I'm not cut out for this"
The MPs are taking the *****
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12-12-2019, 05:47 PM
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Cast my vote? Why, what's happening??

We may find out tomorrow that not much has happened, God forbid.

Methinks I'm not cut out for this
Don't worry, it's all hit or miss
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