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23-02-2014, 02:39 PM
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Two Wives.

Two wives go out for a girls night. Both got drunk and started walking home and both needed a pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave close by.
The next morning one husband phoned the other and said "No more girls nights out ! my wife had no panties on when she got home". The other husband says "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card in her fanny" that read "From all the lads at the fire station..... We'll never forget you.!
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23-02-2014, 03:17 PM
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Re: Two Wives.

Very good.
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