One liners

1. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

2. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

3. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress

4. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now
fully recovered.



They amused me anyway.

Re: One liners

Look up Stephen Wright's one liners, some of them are hilarious.

Re: One liners

Here are a few Tommy Cooper one liners

My friend drowned in a bowl of Musli - a strong currant dragged him in.

A man woke up in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted Doctor,
Doctor, I cant feel my legs. The Doctor replied I know you cannot I
cut both your arms off!!!

I went to a Seafood disco last week ......... and I pulled a Muscle

A Ice cream man was found dead in his van covered in hundreds and thousands or Sprinkles. The Police said he topped himself

boom boom.

Re: One liners

They gave me a laugh BowieEyes, thankyou.