08-09-2019, 12:56 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aha! You're wrong (as usual), because you were spotted before you opened the gate even. 
09-09-2019, 06:06 AM
24896
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Gardening done (mostly), old branches fed into wood chipper, conifers pruned, grass strimmed. Small lawn to cut and weeds to kill and job's a good un.No doubt it'll p!ss down for the rest of the week.
Anyway, back to business. LTP once again
09-09-2019, 12:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Keep a sharp lookout girls, that dongle fella crept in and nicked back his laptop I'd hidden in the cupboard under the stairs.I have a feeling he will be back to pester us any time now, so be prepared.
Secondly, I had a really wicked thought when I read Judd's gardening post. He has a Chipper, I didn't know that.
If we could pinch it when he's gone to work, we could keep it here, then the first man who annoys us sufficiently we could put through Judd's chipper. Yay . . . Gone for good.
That's cheered me up no end.
09-09-2019, 12:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Keep a sharp lookout girls, that dongle fella crept in and nicked back his laptop I'd hidden in the cupboard under the stairs.I have a feeling he will be back to pester us any time now, so be prepared.
Secondly, I had a really wicked thought when I read Judd's gardening post. He has a Chipper, I didn't know that.
If we could pinch it when he's gone to work, we could keep it here, then the first man who annoys us sufficiently we could put through Judd's chipper. Yay . . . Gone for good.
That's cheered me up no end.
We could put their eyes on their bums, so they can watch us when we kick them out!
09-09-2019, 01:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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By the way ladies, want some good news?I managed to sneak in when the Dongle family were out with Murtagh today, and I have nicked his laptop.
I didn't have time to sabotage it as they were just coming back along the road, so I just nicked it instead.
We won't be seeing him until he grovels, repents, and takes us all for an expensive meal somewhere. Then, and only then, might I consider giving it back.
I shall get Judd's when he's at work next, too.
Hahahahahahahahaha ...... did that sound a nice evil cackle?
The repair shop that my laptop had suffered a 'Catastrophic failure.' Apparently, a single drop of Twink's cooking got caught in the CPU
Btw Twink, I'm still waiting for that.... (coughh cough) Spit roast you promised me.
Wink wink say no more.
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